September92014
breakinq:

following back tons

kayydreaming7

breakinq:

following back tons

kayydreaming7

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September72014
September52014

sistajanyce:

I plan on cuddling King all weekend cause who needs a social life when you have a cute puppy

Wait…. I don’t have either. Well fuck.

September42014
“He was her imaginary friend and in the end she was his.”
September22014
thatgirlscaresme:

     “Janie, come downstairs for dinner!” Janie’s mother called while stirring something on the stove.
     “Okay Mom.”  Janie replied, and came down the stairs.
     Janie is a sweet girl, she’s turning 11 in a few months, and she can barely wait.  She knows for her birthday, she will get more dolls.  She loves dolls, she has a collection in her room of dozens of dolls.  They all have perfectly brushed hair and pretty clothes, she spends all of her time with them.  Janie gets along with dolls better than people, she says the dolls understand her, her mother says that’s just a phase though.
     “This is really good Mom.”  Janie said, taking a bite of her mac and cheese.  “Anna will love it.”
     ”Is Anna a friend from school?” Her mother asked hopefully.  Janie looked dejectedly at the floor, her mother should know better than that.
     “Anna is my newest doll.” 
     “That’s sweet honey, do the other dolls get pasta too?”
     “No, they don’t need food.” Janie took her plate with her as she walked up the steep stairs, Janie’s room is in the attic.  She likes the attic because her dolls can look out the window and watch cars and people go by.
     “Do you want some macaroni Anna?” Janie offered a spoon of cheesy yellow noodles up to Anna’s mouth.  Anna stared back with blank black eyes.  Janie was a sweet girl though, she left the bowl for Anna to eat and went to sleep.  When she woke up the bowl was empty, and the stitches on Anna’s mouth were a little looser than before.
     The next night Janie brought Anna some candy she got at school from her teacher, Janie was secretly afraid of Anna.  Anna moaned at night when she was hungry, sometimes she cried and howled too.  The noises made the hair on the back of Janie’s neck stand up.  Every time Janie fed Anna, the strings on her mouth got looser, and her moans got louder and louder.  Her parents never seemed to hear them though.
     At midnight the next night, Janie’s mother was woken up by a noise.
     “Do you hear that?” Janie’s Mom shook her husband, Robert, awake.
     “Go to sleep Mary, it’s just Janie in the kitchen getting food or the cat.”
     “You’re probably right.” Mary answered, not convinced.  She sat up and listened carefully for the noise that awoke her again.  There it was, a faint crunching noise, and a slight moaning sigh.
     “Have you seen Sylvester?” Asked Mary, washing some dishes and humming to a Britney Spear’s song.
     “Not since yesterday/” Robert answered, not looking up from his laptop.
     “He didn’t come to eat his food this morning.” Mary looked puzzled but soon forgot about the family cat.
     Janie sat in her room, petrified of the doll in the corner.  Anna stared back at her with blank black eyes, motionless.  On the sleeves and neck of Anna’s usually perfect white dress, there were bloodstains and scratches.
     “You ate Sylvester…” Janie gasped.  Anna let out a slight moan and the rest of the strings came undone from her lips and fell to the floor.  She licked her lips and continued to stare at Janie.
     “I’m hungry.” Anna whined.
     “I’ll get you food.” Anna obliged, scared she was next.
     “Food.” Anna echoed, savoring the word on her pink plastic tongue and perfect white porcelain teeth.
     Janie ran downstairs and grabbed all the food she could carry and brought it upstairs.  Janie ate it all and demanded more, she kept screaming more until all the food in the house was gone.  Janie ran terrified to the store to get more.  When she came back the house was dead silent.
     What she was about to walk in on was almost to gruesome to describe.  The oven hung wide open, and the smell of burnt hair and cooked flesh filled the air.  Putrid smoke assaulted Janie’s senses, making her eyes water and her lungs burn.  She ran upstairs to see Anna on her bed, eating something brown and crunchy.  She realized it was a hand, a human hand.  Janie gasped and dropped the bag of food she got from the store.  Anna smiled at her and started towards her, taking awkward steps because the joints in her legs were slightly loose.
     “Food,” She growled and stared at Janie.
     “Yes, I brought you food.” Janie stuttered and started to pick up the groceries that fell.
     “No, Janie food.” Anna smiled.

You done fucked up.

thatgirlscaresme:

     “Janie, come downstairs for dinner!” Janie’s mother called while stirring something on the stove.

     “Okay Mom.”  Janie replied, and came down the stairs.

     Janie is a sweet girl, she’s turning 11 in a few months, and she can barely wait.  She knows for her birthday, she will get more dolls.  She loves dolls, she has a collection in her room of dozens of dolls.  They all have perfectly brushed hair and pretty clothes, she spends all of her time with them.  Janie gets along with dolls better than people, she says the dolls understand her, her mother says that’s just a phase though.

     “This is really good Mom.”  Janie said, taking a bite of her mac and cheese.  “Anna will love it.”

     ”Is Anna a friend from school?” Her mother asked hopefully.  Janie looked dejectedly at the floor, her mother should know better than that.

     “Anna is my newest doll.” 

     “That’s sweet honey, do the other dolls get pasta too?”

     “No, they don’t need food.” Janie took her plate with her as she walked up the steep stairs, Janie’s room is in the attic.  She likes the attic because her dolls can look out the window and watch cars and people go by.

     “Do you want some macaroni Anna?” Janie offered a spoon of cheesy yellow noodles up to Anna’s mouth.  Anna stared back with blank black eyes.  Janie was a sweet girl though, she left the bowl for Anna to eat and went to sleep.  When she woke up the bowl was empty, and the stitches on Anna’s mouth were a little looser than before.

     The next night Janie brought Anna some candy she got at school from her teacher, Janie was secretly afraid of Anna.  Anna moaned at night when she was hungry, sometimes she cried and howled too.  The noises made the hair on the back of Janie’s neck stand up.  Every time Janie fed Anna, the strings on her mouth got looser, and her moans got louder and louder.  Her parents never seemed to hear them though.

     At midnight the next night, Janie’s mother was woken up by a noise.

     “Do you hear that?” Janie’s Mom shook her husband, Robert, awake.

     “Go to sleep Mary, it’s just Janie in the kitchen getting food or the cat.”

     “You’re probably right.” Mary answered, not convinced.  She sat up and listened carefully for the noise that awoke her again.  There it was, a faint crunching noise, and a slight moaning sigh.

     “Have you seen Sylvester?” Asked Mary, washing some dishes and humming to a Britney Spear’s song.

     “Not since yesterday/” Robert answered, not looking up from his laptop.

     “He didn’t come to eat his food this morning.” Mary looked puzzled but soon forgot about the family cat.

     Janie sat in her room, petrified of the doll in the corner.  Anna stared back at her with blank black eyes, motionless.  On the sleeves and neck of Anna’s usually perfect white dress, there were bloodstains and scratches.

     “You ate Sylvester…” Janie gasped.  Anna let out a slight moan and the rest of the strings came undone from her lips and fell to the floor.  She licked her lips and continued to stare at Janie.

     “I’m hungry.” Anna whined.

     “I’ll get you food.” Anna obliged, scared she was next.

     “Food.” Anna echoed, savoring the word on her pink plastic tongue and perfect white porcelain teeth.

     Janie ran downstairs and grabbed all the food she could carry and brought it upstairs.  Janie ate it all and demanded more, she kept screaming more until all the food in the house was gone.  Janie ran terrified to the store to get more.  When she came back the house was dead silent.

     What she was about to walk in on was almost to gruesome to describe.  The oven hung wide open, and the smell of burnt hair and cooked flesh filled the air.  Putrid smoke assaulted Janie’s senses, making her eyes water and her lungs burn.  She ran upstairs to see Anna on her bed, eating something brown and crunchy.  She realized it was a hand, a human hand.  Janie gasped and dropped the bag of food she got from the store.  Anna smiled at her and started towards her, taking awkward steps because the joints in her legs were slightly loose.

     “Food,” She growled and stared at Janie.

     “Yes, I brought you food.” Janie stuttered and started to pick up the groceries that fell.

     “No, Janie food.” Anna smiled.

You done fucked up.

September12014

onceupon-aneverafter:

dansrules:

disneyfab:

this literally gave me chills.

I’ve never hit the reblog button so fast in my life.

PERFECT SET OS PERFECT

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August312014
richardcreech:

MY FRIEND JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER TURNED UP AT THE WINDOW LIKE HE HAD A FRICKING RESERVATION
GOD DAMMIT AUSTRALIA


The fact that me and maddieschissler are talking about Australia right now. Perfect.

richardcreech:

MY FRIEND JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER TURNED UP AT THE WINDOW LIKE HE HAD A FRICKING RESERVATION

GOD DAMMIT AUSTRALIA

The fact that me and maddieschissler are talking about Australia right now. Perfect.

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August142014

lejazzhot:

Julie Andrews, you stay right there, you hear me?

(via neverlands-justice-system)

12AM

paulinasayz:

twitch-the-tiny:

kingkeenanthegreat:

dash-of-dark:

JUST FUCKING LISTEN. 

THIS IS HALLOWEEN BUT NOT LIKE YOU KNOW IT

reblog so others can hear it!

Where the hell are the Victorian Goths they should be all over this.

*SMASHES REBLOG BUTTON*

does anyone know how to download this to my computer? pls let me know

swinging skeletons​ the song of our youth

(1,492,573 plays)

August122014
lowlizah:

dotanon:

kripke-is-my-king:

vexie-chan:

midnitedancer:

sdelabelle:

cute-sexual:

thelittlecoyoteinitiative:

This needs to be rebloggable …

number 9 tho

number fucking 9. there was a dude that would play his guitar outside of my window at 1 am all the time

Some bits that I’ve picked up:
There’s a general rule of college that if you were sitting in that seat for over two weeks, that is your seat. Not many if any professors have seating arrangements but switching seats will fuck everyone up.
Get there early and stay late. As soon as you get home you will not want to do shit. Stay on campus and do some homework while you’re in the environment.
SIT UP FRONT. The best way to start understanding something is to listen to someone talk about it and you can’t do that from the back of the class trying to listen over everyone whispering to each other. LISTENING WILL MAKE HOMEWORK SO MUCH EASIER. 
Be childish, but be respectful. Have a massive snowball fight across campus, but don’t aim for anyone not taking part. 
SHUT THE FUCK UP IN THE LIBRARY. Some people work there, some people sleep there. It is a quiet space. 
Don’t be afraid to talk to professors. They are not there to flunk you. They would rather you pass than not.
IF YOU NEED TUTORING GET TUTORING DON’T WAIT UNTIL YOU’VE DUG YOURSELF INTO YOUR GRAVE.
Get involved. It will help you make friends, give you new skills to learn, and even help you get a leg up in the work place if you know the right people.

I will add to this as a GTA:
   Take time for yourself—buy a planner, figure out when your best study hours are, figure out WHERE you study best, and figure out how much time you need to complete an assignment—AND THEN make sure to pencil in an hour for video games, some time to watch a TV show, or time to just lay on your floor and blow bubbles. Whatever you like. Don’t forget about YOU.
  SLEEP. EAT. DRINK WATER. Don’t die. Caffeine =/= sleep. I cannot emphasize that this much. 
    AND MOST IMPORTANTLY:
  COMMUNICATE WITH YOUR INSTRUCTORS! If you’re sick, shoot an e-mail and say “Hey, I’m sick today. Can I set up a time to talk to you about what I missed?” If you’ve got a good opportunity (scholarships, to go to another country, to check out a cool lecture, etc.) let your prof know ahead of time. If you just need time to work on projects, all it takes is an e-mail. We understand. I gave a student a free skip day because he e-mailed me and said “Hey, look, I have two massive tests and a project due and I need the time to study.” And THAT IS OKAY.
   However, sometimes you just need a personal day, and you know what, when you wake up and getting out of bed seems like the worst idea ever….just turn off your alarm and get that sleep.

Some additionally tid-bits that might help you 
Before signing up for classes, look on “ratemyprofessor.com" and see if the teachers at your campus are included. There may be two or more teachers for the same course, and you want to try and pick the good/easy one. Who your professor is can have a great affect on what grade you make, even for the "same" class. 
Look for a facebook group for your "graduating class" set up, which is a good way to make friends and find people with similar interests (particularly for introverts). 
Look for a facebook group for each of your courses. If there isn’t one, MAKE ONE and send it out via the course email or word of mouth. These groups are helpful for if you missed class and need the notes, and especially for review time before exams. 
If no one else does it, make a google doc of the exam reviews and post it on the class facebook page. That way everyone contributes to the review. 200 brains are most definitely better than 1. 
During lectures, unless Internet is required, TURN IT OFF. If it’s on, you WILL end up on tumblr or some other site, and you will miss important shit. 
For the love of God, pay attention to your syllabus. Sometimes assignments are listed there, and that’s the only place it’ll be mentioned. Also, if it says to do a reading by a specific date, DO THE READING BY THAT DATE. Otherwise you will get behind, and you will have 200+ pages of textbooks to read in one night before the test, and you will cry.
Yes you actually need to do the readings. Yes it is a lot. Yes it will suck. Do it anyways. 
If you are used to getting all A’s, do not cry when you get a B. Take it from someone who killed herself for two years to maintain a 4.0, it feels like the end of the world when your GPA drops, but it’s not. You’ll be okay. Just breathe and do your best. Your best is good enough.

Addons—
Try to make sure you leave an open hour around midday so that you have time to get food in you. A lot of people forget to do this. If you have to have back to back classes, check your syllabus or with your teacher—some midday classes allow you to bring in a drink and a snack. Some will even allow you a full meal.
If you can get an online/pdf copy of the book without busting the bank, DO IT. Sometimes there are even annotated versions online. This can make notetaking a shitton easier, because you can highlight printed-out versions of the book and they won’t dock you on the money back. Sometimes professors move through their lecture too fast for you to write stuff down. Shrugging off that old ‘don’t ruin your books’ rule you had in high school may be your only hope.
UNLESS YOU NEED THEM OR REALLY WANT TO KEEP THEM TRY TO SELL BACK YOUR BOOKS—maybe even offer them online to incoming students. You won’t get nearly the worth of them but someone after you will thank you a million times over for providing a used copy. If you take good notes, you can sometimes buy/sell those as well. A lot of professors teach literally the same class every time.
IF YOUR PROFESSOR PUTS NOTES ONLINE GET THEM. GET THEM NOW. TRUST ME. YOU WANT THOSE NOTES. Bring them in with you if it’s possible to get them before class.
Keep change on hand. Always.
The Best Way To Make Friends:
Bring a printer with you to college and offer to print people’s stuff for half of what the school does or for free if you can afford it.
Carry around small candies with you and offer them to people while waiting outside of class. If you are the ‘candy person’ this gives you an in for starting conversations.
Buy a jumbo pack of chalk and find an open sidewalk on a free day. Write the words ‘Come draw with me?’ and begin doodling.
Have a pack of cards.
Last But Not Least: if you go onto campus and you can’t find what you’re looking for, and you are afraid to go up to someone and ask, find an open, well-populated area, hold your schedule/map in hand, and walk in circles for a few minutes, looking up and around in obvious confusion. Other students know this body language well. Someone will stop and point you in the right direction. (if you are worried that the person’s directions are a joke or faulty, wait for them to leave and take up the stance again; if the directions match-up the second time, they’re legit; do not allow a person to ‘show you the way’ unless EVERY STEP is along an obvious walkway, just in case)
For those of you who fear assault, most campuses aren’t much for small blades or mace. Carry a pocket air horn or a hand bag of those little pop-rock fireworks unless you can get a concealed weapons permit.

Something I have found super useful, RECORD THE LECTURES! Buy a smart pen, buy an app, buy a recorder, use your phone! This especially helps in classes where professors don’t use power points or provide outlines for the class.

lowlizah:

dotanon:

kripke-is-my-king:

vexie-chan:

midnitedancer:

sdelabelle:

cute-sexual:

thelittlecoyoteinitiative:

This needs to be rebloggable …

number 9 tho

number fucking 9. there was a dude that would play his guitar outside of my window at 1 am all the time

Some bits that I’ve picked up:

There’s a general rule of college that if you were sitting in that seat for over two weeks, that is your seat. Not many if any professors have seating arrangements but switching seats will fuck everyone up.

Get there early and stay late. As soon as you get home you will not want to do shit. Stay on campus and do some homework while you’re in the environment.

SIT UP FRONT. The best way to start understanding something is to listen to someone talk about it and you can’t do that from the back of the class trying to listen over everyone whispering to each other. LISTENING WILL MAKE HOMEWORK SO MUCH EASIER. 

Be childish, but be respectful. Have a massive snowball fight across campus, but don’t aim for anyone not taking part. 

SHUT THE FUCK UP IN THE LIBRARY. Some people work there, some people sleep there. It is a quiet space. 

Don’t be afraid to talk to professors. They are not there to flunk you. They would rather you pass than not.

IF YOU NEED TUTORING GET TUTORING DON’T WAIT UNTIL YOU’VE DUG YOURSELF INTO YOUR GRAVE.

Get involved. It will help you make friends, give you new skills to learn, and even help you get a leg up in the work place if you know the right people.

I will add to this as a GTA:

   Take time for yourself—buy a planner, figure out when your best study hours are, figure out WHERE you study best, and figure out how much time you need to complete an assignment—AND THEN make sure to pencil in an hour for video games, some time to watch a TV show, or time to just lay on your floor and blow bubbles. Whatever you like. Don’t forget about YOU.

  SLEEP. EAT. DRINK WATER. Don’t die. Caffeine =/= sleep. I cannot emphasize that this much. 

    AND MOST IMPORTANTLY:

  COMMUNICATE WITH YOUR INSTRUCTORS! If you’re sick, shoot an e-mail and say “Hey, I’m sick today. Can I set up a time to talk to you about what I missed?” If you’ve got a good opportunity (scholarships, to go to another country, to check out a cool lecture, etc.) let your prof know ahead of time. If you just need time to work on projects, all it takes is an e-mail. We understand. I gave a student a free skip day because he e-mailed me and said “Hey, look, I have two massive tests and a project due and I need the time to study.” And THAT IS OKAY.

   However, sometimes you just need a personal day, and you know what, when you wake up and getting out of bed seems like the worst idea ever….just turn off your alarm and get that sleep.

Some additionally tid-bits that might help you 

  • Before signing up for classes, look on “ratemyprofessor.com" and see if the teachers at your campus are included. There may be two or more teachers for the same course, and you want to try and pick the good/easy one. Who your professor is can have a great affect on what grade you make, even for the "same" class. 
  • Look for a facebook group for your "graduating class" set up, which is a good way to make friends and find people with similar interests (particularly for introverts). 
  • Look for a facebook group for each of your courses. If there isn’t one, MAKE ONE and send it out via the course email or word of mouth. These groups are helpful for if you missed class and need the notes, and especially for review time before exams. 
  • If no one else does it, make a google doc of the exam reviews and post it on the class facebook page. That way everyone contributes to the review. 200 brains are most definitely better than 1. 
  • During lectures, unless Internet is required, TURN IT OFF. If it’s on, you WILL end up on tumblr or some other site, and you will miss important shit. 
  • For the love of God, pay attention to your syllabus. Sometimes assignments are listed there, and that’s the only place it’ll be mentioned. Also, if it says to do a reading by a specific date, DO THE READING BY THAT DATE. Otherwise you will get behind, and you will have 200+ pages of textbooks to read in one night before the test, and you will cry.
  • Yes you actually need to do the readings. Yes it is a lot. Yes it will suck. Do it anyways. 
  • If you are used to getting all A’s, do not cry when you get a B. Take it from someone who killed herself for two years to maintain a 4.0, it feels like the end of the world when your GPA drops, but it’s not. You’ll be okay. Just breathe and do your best. Your best is good enough.

Addons—

Try to make sure you leave an open hour around midday so that you have time to get food in you. A lot of people forget to do this. If you have to have back to back classes, check your syllabus or with your teacher—some midday classes allow you to bring in a drink and a snack. Some will even allow you a full meal.

If you can get an online/pdf copy of the book without busting the bank, DO IT. Sometimes there are even annotated versions online. This can make notetaking a shitton easier, because you can highlight printed-out versions of the book and they won’t dock you on the money back. Sometimes professors move through their lecture too fast for you to write stuff down. Shrugging off that old ‘don’t ruin your books’ rule you had in high school may be your only hope.

UNLESS YOU NEED THEM OR REALLY WANT TO KEEP THEM TRY TO SELL BACK YOUR BOOKS—maybe even offer them online to incoming students. You won’t get nearly the worth of them but someone after you will thank you a million times over for providing a used copy. If you take good notes, you can sometimes buy/sell those as well. A lot of professors teach literally the same class every time.

IF YOUR PROFESSOR PUTS NOTES ONLINE GET THEM. GET THEM NOW. TRUST ME. YOU WANT THOSE NOTES. Bring them in with you if it’s possible to get them before class.

Keep change on hand. Always.

The Best Way To Make Friends:

Bring a printer with you to college and offer to print people’s stuff for half of what the school does or for free if you can afford it.

Carry around small candies with you and offer them to people while waiting outside of class. If you are the ‘candy person’ this gives you an in for starting conversations.

Buy a jumbo pack of chalk and find an open sidewalk on a free day. Write the words ‘Come draw with me?’ and begin doodling.

Have a pack of cards.

Last But Not Least: if you go onto campus and you can’t find what you’re looking for, and you are afraid to go up to someone and ask, find an open, well-populated area, hold your schedule/map in hand, and walk in circles for a few minutes, looking up and around in obvious confusion. Other students know this body language well. Someone will stop and point you in the right direction. (if you are worried that the person’s directions are a joke or faulty, wait for them to leave and take up the stance again; if the directions match-up the second time, they’re legit; do not allow a person to ‘show you the way’ unless EVERY STEP is along an obvious walkway, just in case)

For those of you who fear assault, most campuses aren’t much for small blades or mace. Carry a pocket air horn or a hand bag of those little pop-rock fireworks unless you can get a concealed weapons permit.

Something I have found super useful, RECORD THE LECTURES! Buy a smart pen, buy an app, buy a recorder, use your phone! This especially helps in classes where professors don’t use power points or provide outlines for the class.

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